Introducing the Comfort Colors 1717 T-shirt – the only tee tough enough to protect your style and your pets. You’ve heard it, folks: "They’re eating our pets!" – but fear not, because this shirt, made with 100% ring-spun cotton, is as strong and durable as our borders should be. No illegal fabric here, just top-tier US cotton, ethically grown and harvested – just like the cotton Trump swears built America.

Key Features:

• Fortress-Level Fabric: At 6.1 oz per yard, this medium-weight shirt feels like wearing the American Dream. It’s strong, durable, and ready to defend against even the most aggressive wardrobe malfunctions. Double-needle stitching? That’s your shirt’s border wall – secure, impenetrable, and keeping your pets (and style) safe.

• Relaxed Fit, Real Talk: Whether you're chilling at home or ready to debate Harris on national television, the relaxed fit keeps you comfy and in control. The crew neckline is sharper than a Harris rebuttal, while still soft enough to cozy up with your dog or cat (don’t let them out of your sight though – remember, “They’re eating our pets!”).

• Pre-shrunk, Pre-prepared: Just like we need to be prepared for anything crossing the border, this shirt is pre-shrunk, so no surprises in the wash. It’s the reliable fit you didn’t know you needed – and hey, it comes in 58 colors, so your style can be as vibrant as Trump’s rhetoric.

• American Made & Proud: Grown right here in the US of A, this tee is part of the US Cotton Trust Protocol – ensuring no funny business when it comes to ethical production. It’s not just a shirt; it’s a stand for good old American values. Let’s keep those borders tight and our cotton tighter!

So suit up in the Comfort Colors 1717, because you never know when you’ll need to fend off style disasters or pet-eating invaders.